TEN LESS SERIOUS REASONS
PRESIDENT BUSH SHOULD PARDON OUR PIG GINNY

1. She will squeal on dishonest politicians.
2. She is not afraid to do the grunt work.
3. She's always in the pink.
4. She’ll take the pork out of the budget at Thanksgiving.
5. She’s a pig right up front (there’s no disguising her).
6. She will root out injustice.
7. She conserves energy – she produces her own methane fuel.
8. She may wallow in the mud, but she never slings it.
9. Her pig-pen is mightier than the sword.
10. She won’t hog all the attention like some turkeys we could mention!